had a dream i went to kent county, england and i fucking hated it

grox:

Yo mama so boring she lisyened to the fun song from spongebob and when it was over said “I disagree.”

alariko1:

Sea stop

fartgallery:

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

cryptotheism:

Spirit of the Sun

cvsette:

Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph

holdoncallfailed:

neotrances:

neotrances:

why is he a literal toddler

silver spoon bitch who pretends to be a genius flaunting accomplishments that seen him with money he got from his daddy that used apartheid against black people working in mines to fuel his lifestyle oh my god he is so fucking annoying atleast other billionaires with money from racism are silent or have very little presence but he feeds off of his cock sucking fans and ego being jerked for being ironic and sassy on a website he’s nearly burned to the ground bc he cant for a second admit he doesnt know what he’s doing and isn’t actually smart and is incredibly ugly and bad in bed and a failure of a human being cum stain

omegaverse:

slutdge: